18th Haftanama Patari!

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Adaab Pataristaniyo!

This Haftanama is full of BREAKING NEWS. JEE HAAN, HAM AP KO BATATAY CHALAIN AIK DAFA PHIR BREA…. I can’t do this anymore. How do newscasters do it everyday?Anyway… yeah, Haftanama is full of stuff.

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#Coup-de-How-Em-Looking

Our Prime Minister was replaced this week (long story, ask Masterjee Bumbu). Our new Vuzeerayazam is…HOW EM LOOKIN’ O HOW EM LOOKIN’.

Koi Anay Wala Hai

Patari ki 3-month-versary (Yes, that is a thing now. Deal with it!) per koi aa raha hai aur kuch laa raha hai.
Guess kero.
No, not a new song.
No, not the jinn/churail stuff either.
Nope, not for you, unless you are an artist on Patari.
And no, he isn’t bringing chuwaray (Our founder got married this weekend. He didn’t give us any chuwaray. #sedlyf.)
Us ke paas wo orange wala maal hai. Asli wala. Party scene awn!

Even though this “koi” is not for you, he/ she is coming because of you. Well, technically (iss se pehlay ke aap sir per charhain), your Patari usage. AB AUR KIA HINT DEIN? KER LO NA GUESS. Ager aap ko nahi pata chala to aap aglay haftay ham se “Wo kon thee/tha” pooch saktay hain.

Apps & Stuff

Songs of the Day yaad hai? Wo jo feature ham nay pichlay haftay release kerna tha? But we couldn’t because the person responsible for it was busy getting married tou hamain acha nahi lag raha tha ke ham usay baar baar tang kerain. Hamain maaf keejiye ga. Is haftay pakka upload kerwain gay.sbiancamento denti Promise. Meanwhile, check out our apps here: iOS and Android.

Undo, Undoing, Undone

Undone by Noorzadeh Raja: We don’t have/want to put a witty spin to this announcement. We heard this track a few days ago and haven’t stopped listening to it. Yes, it’s been more than a week. It is one of the most mesmerizing tracks we’ve put on our homepage. Go check it out!

Hello Baji, Yahan Dekhein

Let’s try the newscaster thing again.

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING! SIRF PATARI HAFTANAMAY MAIN! SUB SAY PEHLAY (not really, adhi awam ko pata chal gaya hua hai BUT WHO CARES). Qaum -e-Patari ke Quaid Mister Khalid Bajwa iss haftay rishta-e-ezdawaj main munsalik ho gaye. Hum unn ko tehe-dil say mubarakbad paish kertay hain. Allah unn ko khush rakhay…
aur…
unn ki ehlia k liay dua-e-sabar. #JesuisBhabi

Awaam-e-Patari ham say her haftay Qaum-e-Patari ke baray main poochti hai, to ham nay socha ke iss haftay ham bhi apni moo-dikhai kerwa dain. Hazir-e-khidmat hay: Adhi Qaum-e-Patari, dulha mian, katib-o-katba-e-haza aur kuch intehai cheetay tareen logon ke saath (Mein nay iss say mushkil urdu lafz kabhi nahi istimaal kiya ​*puts Jinnah cap on, eats pan*).

(Har Haftanama ke baad aap ki tareef bhari tweets perh ke hamara khoon jhinga lala boom boom kerta hay. Ainda bhi aisay hi apni feedback (sirf achi wali) share kertay rahiye (zara khul ke kea kerain, hamaray founders perhtay hain aur…you know…tankha++ etc, etc).

​*puts headphones on. “wo qaum ki beti…qandeel baloch”*​

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Patari Exclusive!

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Vuzeerayazam – Masterjee Bumbu.

New Playlist!

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New Releases  – Aik Dam Naya Maal.

Featured Track!

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Undone  – Noorzadeh Raja.

New Album!

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Harmonic Tremor  Xarb.

New Compilation!

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Mehdi Hassan – Showcase Southasia.

New Track!

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TarrakiGuru Lahori.

New Track!

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Zinda Dargor (OST)  – Ahmed Jahanzeb.

New Track!

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Jawab – Shamoon Ismail.

Patari Exclusive!

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The Illusionist – The D/A Method.

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Until the next Haftanama – Dhayr sara pyar,

Team Patari.

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