17th Haftanama Patari!

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Wazzaaaa Pataristaniyo!

Moaziz khawateen-o-hazraat, Haftanama Patari kholnay ka shukria. Hamara ye Haftanama 1000+ alfaaz ki oonchai per perwaaz ke sath aap ke 3-4 min lay ga. Hamain umeed hay aap ka ye safar lutf-andooz guzray ga. (Jo Patari user hazraat kharay hain, unn say darkhawast hay ke wo baith jaen, Haftanama kafi lamba hay).
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Naya Maal

This week, the makers and movers and shakers of Patari bring you the biggest update yet: Introducing ‘Songs of the Day‘! Hamaray tamaam platforms per (web, iOS and Android) ye nihari/ haleem type update jald nazar aye gi aap ko. Our homepage used to give you new stuff after every 7-8 days or so, but now you’ll get it every.single.day. Songs of the Day (SOTD from here on out) will feature 4 vehshi categories: Classic, Lost Gem, Guilty Pleasure and Folk. 

SOTD ke sath sath aik aur update: Patari was built by people from all over the country and is used by everyone and their khala (phuphiyon ka pata nahi). Team Patari believes Pakistani music is incredibly diverse, and so we are launching a new section this week: ‘Regionals‘. Kyun ke “Sindhi hum, Balochi hum, Punjabi hum, Pathan hum” to thay hi per ab hamari Patari bhi! Ab dasteyaab hain, inn tamam zubanoon ke puranay aur naye, traditional aur contemporary ganay, aap ki asaani ke liye playlists ki shakal mein. Playlists tayar hain, bus surkhi powder laga rahay hain aj kal.

New Pichwarras, Weight Loss & Bodybuilding

For the past few weeks, we’ve been shoving your feedback, shikayatain, bad duain in our dev team’s faces. Unn ki koshishain (aur aap ki bad duain) rang lay ai hain – Patari Kitty ka kharab pait theek kerwa dia hay! New ass – we mean, backend infrastructure is in place. Aik dam F-16 speed ke sath streaming scene on ho gaya hay. Streaming ab itni taiz hay ke ham soch rahay hain ke phones ke peechay “ye sab meri maa ki dua hay” ka poster lagwa lain.

Hamari Android app kafi arsay se diet plan, gym, cross fit, wazan kam kernay ke wazeefay, Amil Qadri baba ke taweez, etc try ker rahi thee aur finally Zubaida Apa ka totka chal gaya. Android app has lost half its size (and the double chin too). Added to that, our trusty dengue maar spray has killed off all bugs and mukhtalif keeray makoray. Update kerain aur phone ka wazan bhi kam kerain.

Ab ham aap ka mazeed waqt nahi layn gay. Aap Qandeel Baloch ki paused video resume ker saktay hain.

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New Track!

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Munshiyaat – Young Stunners.

New Track!

aaima

The Bonfire Song (7Up TVC)  – Aima Baig.

New Track!

takatek

Placental – Takatak.

Faiz Special!

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Shaam-e-Firaaq – Ali Aftab Saeed.

New Track!

asrar

Ali Wali Ft. Gunga Sain & Mithu Sain – Asrar.

New Track!

gul-e-rana

Gul-e-Rana OST  – Waqar Ali.

New Track!

block-2

Bensavage – Block-2.

New EP!

ghauris

Maharaaj – Ghauri.

New Track!

farhan-zameer

Surreal Ecstasy – Farhan Zameer.

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Until the next haftanama –
Dhayr sara pyaar,

Team Patari.

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